Where is your spouse?

Bushmaster · Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:24 pm Post subject: Re: Where is your spouse?

Well I guess that lets my wife out...She has three guns...Ooh...And she's married...

hunterjoe21 · Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:09 pm Post subject: Re: Where is your spouse?

Dimitri wrote:

hunterjoe21 wrote:

The fact that she owns more than 2 guns IS the REASON she's single.....

I'm confused ??

I said more then 2 because I own 2 and Handloader said I should look for a girl that owns more firearms then I do. Very Happy

Dimitri

You think I confuse you...

Wait till that girl with 2 guns looks at you with the RED RAGE in her eyes...

Make sure you get a GOOD gunsafe.

Dimitri · Super Member Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5946

Hunterjoe,

Firstly you realize I am 19 right ?? Very Happy

At my age most girls are not married, and plus if shes a couple of years younger all the better. Wink

Dimitri

hunterjoe21 · Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:23 pm Post subject: Re: Where is your spouse?

Dimitri wrote:

Hunterjoe,

Firstly you realize I am 19 right ?? Very Happy

At my age most girls are not married, and plus if shes a couple of years younger all the better. Wink

Dimitri

Anyone got a spare bit-o-humor Dimitri can borrow?

Dimitri · Super Member Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5946

Hunterjoe,

I'm laughing at the replys you have made, don't get me wrong, just I don't see myself marrying a crazy girl.

Dimitri

hunterjoe21 · Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:13 pm Post subject: Re: Where is your spouse?

Dimitri wrote:

Hunterjoe,

just I don't see myself marrying a crazy girl.

Dimitri

As if there is a different flavor!!!

hunterjoe21 · Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:27 pm Post subject: Re: Where is your spouse?

Dimitri wrote:

Firstly you realize I am 19 right ?? Very Happy

Dimitri

And I also gotta ask, WTF are you doin playin on-line?

Shouldn't the local bars be sick of you by now?

When I was 19, (more than 20 and less than 30 years ago) all that was required was a hint that the local watering hole contained "fresh meat" before we were enroute.

I guess times have changed

Dimitri · Super Member Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5946

I found a long time ago that the type of girls I'm interested in are not in Bars and night clubs. Nananana

Dimitri

hunterjoe21 · Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:04 pm Post subject: Re: Where is your spouse?

Dimitri wrote:

I found a long time ago Nananana

Dimitri

So you were 4?

Dimitri · Super Member Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5946

Ok well not that long time ago (a couple of years is a long time for me, considering I cannot remember most of it anyways). Haha

Dimitri

hunterjoe21 · Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:25 pm Post subject: Re: Where is your spouse?

Dimitri wrote:

Hunterjoe,

Firstly you realize I am 19 right ?? Very Happy

At my age most girls are not married, and plus if shes a couple of years younger all the better. Wink

Dimitri

Ok,

I wanna make sure I have this correct.

So...

You're a 19yr old Canuck
Lookin for a 2 gun ownin' girl
who isn't a bar rat
or crazy
or even legal
Therefore:
(19 minus "a couple")= (Big D doin Big TIME)x BUBBA 3x/week=Big D's woman needing 2 guns to break him out..........

Dimitri · Super Member Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5946

Ok corrections, looking for a girl with more then 2 guns, and no jail time for me as legal age in Canada is not 18 like I think your thinking. Wink

Actually legal age in Canada is way too young in my opinion, Shocked

glad the current goverment is pushing a law to change it. Smile

Dimitri

Weinbender · Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:13 am Post subject: Re: Where is your spouse?

youre confusing me!

Bushmaster · Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:19 am Post subject: Re: Where is your spouse?

Don't worry, Weinbender...Yer too young for "Big D" anyway...

d_hoffman · Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:15 pm Post subject: Re: Where is your spouse?

Just I don't see myself marrying a crazy girl?

What do you mean 'mitri, they're ALL crazy. Just that some are crazier than others.

Like an old boss of mine once said "anything that can bleed for 7 days and not die can't be human". Just maybe that's why they're all Nuts