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Engineer & the Bike
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SwampFox
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 8:14 am    Post subject: Engineer & the Bike Reply with quote

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one asked, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit.

A nasty rumor has it that the campus was UF and they were Gator boys!
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 12:12 pm    Post subject: Re: Engineer & the Bike Reply with quote

I garrantee you it wouldn't have been Vince and me choosing the bike. We are both too old to ride a bike...But the clothes. Now that might be a different story.... ROFL Vince in those clothes. ROFL Yeah!! ROFL

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:53 pm    Post subject: Re: Engineer & the Bike Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Vince in those clothes. Yeah!!


Shocked
I pretend I didn't see the above post Bushy...

To each their own.. Very Happy

Maybe you should hook up with Dimitri too.. he admitted that he have "different taste" too... Poke

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 9:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Engineer & the Bike Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
I garrantee you it wouldn't have been Vince and me choosing the bike. We are both too old to ride a bike...But the clothes. Now that might be a different story.... ROFL Vince in those clothes. ROFL Yeah!! ROFL

You mean I'd have to put HER clothes on afterwards, now thats a scary thought. scared .....not worth the trouble, they probably wouldn't fit anywayz. Next thing I know is you'd be wanting me to have a dohbi too. Surprised

But you are right about the bicycle Bushy....can't see the sense in sittin' down to run. Thats why I have a car and motorcycles.
My daughter and her partner wanted me to go on a 100km bicycle ride with them last Sunday. Shocked After I picked myself up off the floor and stopped laughing, ROFL I politely declined.

Cheers, Vince

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