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gelandangan
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:09 am    Post subject: Came back Reply with quote

G. W. Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As
they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was
spoken.
The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would
turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had
Clinton in his chair reached for the after shave.
Clinton was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Hillary will
smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse again.'
The second barber turned to Bush and said, 'How about you?'
Bush replied, 'Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse
smells like.'

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:39 am    Post subject: Re: Came back Reply with quote

You're just full of them today aren't you!!

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OntheLasGallinas
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:17 pm    Post subject: Re: Came back Reply with quote

That is funny!

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 2:59 pm    Post subject: Re: Came back Reply with quote

He's leaving us for a while and he's making sure we don't forget him...Whoever he is...

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OntheLasGallinas
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 3:24 pm    Post subject: Re: Came back Reply with quote

You just lost me. I didn't know anyone was leaving.

Cary

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:06 pm    Post subject: Re: Came back Reply with quote

You are correct...that is the question...WHO??? 'Cause I forgot...

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:50 pm    Post subject: Re: Came back Reply with quote

That was funny! Very Happy

Dimitri

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keetoowah
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:56 pm    Post subject: Re: Came back Reply with quote

oh Mr bush remember alzheimers make new friends daily.
that was very funny thanks for sharing

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:33 pm    Post subject: Re: Came back Reply with quote

Said he (whoever HE was) was going to china...

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