IF MY BODY WERE A CAR

Vince · Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:22 am Post subject: IF MY BODY WERE A CAR

IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.

I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... Confused

But that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close Shocked

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires Shocked

Cheers, Vince

stovepipe · Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:23 am Post subject: Re: IF MY BODY WERE A CAR

Ditto here! Very Happy

And my tires aint the only thing that's bald.... Laughing

wiersy111 · Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 8:27 pm Post subject: Re: IF MY BODY WERE A CAR

Man the truth sure hurts.