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PostPosted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 5:09 am    Post subject: My New alphabet Reply with quote

Haven't heard mention of CRS for quite sometime, we must have all forgotten about it...so I thought I'd throw this one in just to remind us all of what we can expect in later life.


Alphabet: A is for apple, and B is for boat, That used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said, But let's be a bit more realistic instead.

Now The OAP’s Alphabet:

A's for arthritis;
B's the bad back,
C's the chest pains, perhaps car-d-iac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;
I for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L 's for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!
P for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; troubles with flow;
V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.
W for worry, now what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y for another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind!

I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, and I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed.

HAVE A GREAT DAY!


Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 5:24 am    Post subject: Re: My New alphabet Reply with quote

WOW Vince, you got em all right. Step to the head of line. The line at the old folks home of course.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 5:24 am    Post subject: Re: My New alphabet Reply with quote

WOW Vince, you got em all right. Step to the head of line. The line at the old folks home of course.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 5:28 am    Post subject: Re: My New alphabet Reply with quote

Thanks Obone....but to be fair...I learned them all from experience I think. Laughing

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