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radar
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 1:08 pm    Post subject: Todays thought Reply with quote
QUOTE OF THE DAY

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive
a ton of shit!!!!!

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:56 pm    Post subject: Re: Todays thought Reply with quote
Reading between the lines, I hear some frustration...
Hang in there brother, I am with you Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 7:47 pm    Post subject: Re: Todays thought Reply with quote
Haha Haha Haha Haha

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 8:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Todays thought Reply with quote
That reminds me, the second "if you give her" sentence reminded me of dill pickles. I'm hunting for some. I don't want a dill buck .....



the rest is up to you
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:50 pm    Post subject: Re: Todays thought Reply with quote
Nah no stress here , just having a good chuckle at how the other half operate

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