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PostPosted: Sun Nov 21, 2021 12:15 pm    Post subject: Need a funny Reply with quote

MAN: answering a cell phone... "Hello"
WOMAN: on the phone..."Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2015 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$80,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 21, 2021 6:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Need a funny Reply with quote

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